"We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God." James Madison

Thursday, March 20, 2008

For All The Moonbats Out There...

This hurts my side!!!!!

From the grey matter of Billy, comes this hilarious advertisement:

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(Not available in Michigan, Florida, Ohio, or Pennsylvania. Limit 5 orders per HUD household. Sorry, no personal checks)